...my two front teeth.
I mean seriously, the turtle has been teething for 6 months and the poor thing has had enough. Last night, he was chewing on every finger, obviously trying to relieve some of the discomfort. And finally, after falling asleep in a puddle of drool, he continued to whimper through the night. Yes, a tooth or two would be a welcomed gift. And this nursing mama swears here and now that she will not complain about the biting which I'm sure will follow. No, I'll figure that out. We just want some teeth.